Replies to telling local businessman that I can help with customer acquisition, sales, web presence, and direct mail promotions...
Me: "I can help you with your wifi and a promotional business blog."
Local Restaurant Owner: "Great, but could you also bus that table over there?"
Me: "I can help you gain new clients and improve your online services."
Local Hotel Operator: "Okay, but will you also scrub some toilets?"
Me: "Where's the second part of my payment for direct marketing services rendered?"
Local Printing Shop: "...[silence]..."