Thursday, July 13, 2006

toilets and hickster businessmen

Replies to telling local businessman that I can help with customer acquisition, sales, web presence, and direct mail promotions...

(1)

Me: "I can help you with your wifi and a promotional business blog."

Local Restaurant Owner: "Great, but could you also bus that table over there?"

(2)

Me: "I can help you gain new clients and improve your online services."

Local Hotel Operator: "Okay, but will you also scrub some toilets?"

(3)

Me: "Where's the second part of my payment for direct marketing services rendered?"

Local Printing Shop: "...[silence]..."

No comments: